-- production checklist SELECT * FROM coffee;-- WHERE it = 'needed'

-- performance tuning EXPLAIN ANALYZE SELECT sleep(0);

-- the DBA's favorite relationship LEFT JOIN feelings f ON f.user_id = me.id-- returns NULL

-- daily standup UPDATE status SET done = true WHERE ticket = 'soon';

-- risky business DROP TABLE bad_ideas;-- just kidding

-- production checklist SELECT * FROM coffee;-- WHERE it = 'needed'

-- performance tuning EXPLAIN ANALYZE SELECT sleep(0);

-- the DBA's favorite relationship LEFT JOIN feelings f ON f.user_id = me.id-- returns NULL

-- daily standup UPDATE status SET done = true WHERE ticket = 'soon';

-- risky business DROP TABLE bad_ideas;-- just kidding

-- production checklist SELECT * FROM coffee;-- WHERE it = 'needed'

-- performance tuning EXPLAIN ANALYZE SELECT sleep(0);

-- the DBA's favorite relationship LEFT JOIN feelings f ON f.user_id = me.id-- returns NULL

-- daily standup UPDATE status SET done = true WHERE ticket = 'soon';

-- risky business DROP TABLE bad_ideas;-- just kidding

-- production checklist SELECT * FROM coffee;-- WHERE it = 'needed'

-- performance tuning EXPLAIN ANALYZE SELECT sleep(0);

-- the DBA's favorite relationship LEFT JOIN feelings f ON f.user_id = me.id-- returns NULL

-- daily standup UPDATE status SET done = true WHERE ticket = 'soon';

-- risky business DROP TABLE bad_ideas;-- just kidding

-- production checklist SELECT * FROM coffee;-- WHERE it = 'needed'

-- performance tuning EXPLAIN ANALYZE SELECT sleep(0);

-- the DBA's favorite relationship LEFT JOIN feelings f ON f.user_id = me.id-- returns NULL

-- daily standup UPDATE status SET done = true WHERE ticket = 'soon';

-- risky business DROP TABLE bad_ideas;-- just kidding

-- production checklist SELECT * FROM coffee;-- WHERE it = 'needed'

-- performance tuning EXPLAIN ANALYZE SELECT sleep(0);

-- the DBA's favorite relationship LEFT JOIN feelings f ON f.user_id = me.id-- returns NULL

-- daily standup UPDATE status SET done = true WHERE ticket = 'soon';

-- risky business DROP TABLE bad_ideas;-- just kidding

Yuri

a DBA